ROCKLAND COUNTY – EPISODE #80 – SEPTEMBER 15, 2006 “A CRAZY IDEA”

 

 

WRITTEN BY

Roger Newcomb

 

STARRING (in order of appearance)

Ryan Chandler as Elijah Phillips

Angela Mazziotta as Arden Morgan

Crystal Rose as Ashley Thompson

Brandon Delaurentiis as Ian Levin

 

NARRATED BY

Steve Anderson

 

INT. ARDEN AND ELIJAH’S APARTMENT - DAY

ARDEN and ELIJAH are talking in the kitchen.

 

ELIJAH

Hey, I just had a crazy idea, but here me out before you say no.

 

ARDEN

O-kay.

 

ELIJAH

Why don’t we throw a big housewarming bash for ourselves?  We’ve had a few friends over but let’s invite everyone we know and do it right.  What do you think?

 

ARDEN

Well…  Why would I say no?  It’s summer, and a party might be just what we all need.

 

INT. SUTTER’S MILL - DAY

ASHLEY is talking on the phone with ARDEN while IAN sits at the bar and CYRUS sits at a corner table.

 

ASHLEY

Hey, a party sounds great.  Count me in…  Okay, talk to you later.

 

Ashley hangs up.

 

IAN

Got invited to a party?

 

ASHLEY

Yep.  Arden is having a housewarming slash summer bash.

 

IAN

Sounds nice.

 

ASHLEY

It should be. 

 

IAN

Look, I came over here to tell you something.  I saw our father, Dan, at the hospital.

 

ASHLEY

Ian, don’t say another word.  I already told you I don’t care about Dan Levin in the least.  He’s not my father and never will be.

 

IAN

But we have his blood running through our veins.  Doesn’t that mean anything to you.

 

ASHLEY

No.  Not really.  I have more important things on my mind.

 

IAN

Like what?  Dante Ramos (ray-mos)? 

 

ASHLEY

And just what would you know about that?

 

IAN

I know you, Ash.  I was in here the other night and you were all over him.  It’s obvious, at least to me.

 

ASHLEY

Well, brother dear, why don’t you mind your own business?  And by the way, I’ve heard all about you and that guy in the corner, what’s his name, Cyrus?

 

IAN

Yes.  What have you heard?

 

ASHLEY

That you two have a “thing”.  What’s up with that?  You are supposedly bisexual and can have any guy or girl you choose, or any one that would have you.  And you pick this guy?  You know everyone calls him the gay psychic, don’t you?

 

IAN

People at the hospital are just gossips.  Cyrus is a great guy and that’s all that matters.

 

ASHLEY

But a psychic, Ian?  Come on.  That’s weird, even for you.

 

IAN

Ashley, you can be so shallow and self-involved.  Sometimes I wonder if we’re really related.

 

ASHLEY

Hey, me too.  I obviously got all the looks in the family.

 

IAN

Whatever. 

 

Ian starts to walk away.

 

ASHLEY

Ian, wait.  Look, I’m sorry.  I know I can be a pain sometimes. 

 

IAN

You sure can.

 

ASHLEY

Hey, why don’t you come to Arden’s party with me?

 

IAN

What?  You’d actually be seen in public with your geeky brother?

 

ASHLEY

I’m trying to make peace here, okay?  And hell, bring Cyrus too if you’re so in love with him.

 

IAN

Wow.  I can’t believe I’m hearing this.

 

ASHLEY

Just don’t embarrass me, Ian.  Got it?